brannerdoodles:

5ticks:

cookinq:

oh my…this is perfect

i literally stared for a minute or so

Ohhhhhh prettyyyyy

brannerdoodles:

5ticks:

cookinq:

oh my…this is perfect

i literally stared for a minute or so

Ohhhhhh prettyyyyy

(via k-r-y-p-t-o-n)

becausebirds:

Toucan discovers a traffic cam. x

mintybird

(via came-0ut-swinging)

alinomster:

nateswinehart:

Being good to each other is so important, guys.

plot twist

bisexualpiratequeen:

I’m trying hard to live by Cat Principles.

1- I am glorious above all things
2- Eat when hungry, sleep when sleepy, play when bored
3- Affection is given and received on my terms and only mine
4- Show displeasure clearly.
5- NO
6- Demand the things you want. If they aren’t given, demand them again, but louder this time.
7- If you are touched when you don’t want to be, say so. If they continue to touch you, make them bleed.

(via jonyellowsnow)

sirius-draws:

it’s been a trying past few days

sirius-draws:

it’s been a trying past few days

(via autumnmarietalk)

missblissfreshstart:

rmb2283:

With cherries on top

Amen 💋

missblissfreshstart:

rmb2283:

With cherries on top

Amen 💋

(via deusx-machina)

amymebberson:

Pocket Princesses 117: Book Learnin’
Please reblog, do not repost
Facebook page

amymebberson:

Pocket Princesses 117: Book Learnin’

Please reblog, do not repost

Facebook page

segoli:

there are way too many social justice warriors. we need a social justice scout and a social justice healer and a social justice black mage. seriously this videogame has like 10 different classes you can play and everyone goes for the one that just uses generic melee weapons?

(via kironaskymage)

teasay:

Terrifying Sex Toys - Can’t Believe They Actually Exist

Uh, what the fuck? Why would you write this on my tattoo post? Seriously, this is ridiculous.

teasay:

Terrifying Sex Toys - Can’t Believe They Actually Exist

Uh, what the fuck? Why would you write this on my tattoo post? Seriously, this is ridiculous.

At the groceries store

deanisanactualprincess:

calakazam:

toyota:

Me: can u give me x²+4y+ of tomatoes & 2(x²+8xy^3) of potatoes please

Seller: I dont understand

Me: well i dont give a fuck i didnt study in vain

those are polynomials you asked for a neverending curve of tomatoes

dunflower:

Hi friends this is a little reminder to charge your phone, take your meds, drink enough water, get enough sleep, and listen to lots of music!! Your well-being and happiness is of utmost importance and I hope you take time to take care of yourself.

(via vanchaswolfcub)

chocosong:

<How to Get a Boyfriend>
Order a cup of coffee to take-out.
Give the coffee to a male you are interested in and tell him, “If the coffee tastes good, we date; if not, bug off.”
The coffee at our café is good. It is guaranteed that you will end up dating.
If, by chance, you get dumped, then come back. We will give you a cup of hot coffee that you can pour on his face.

chocosong:

<How to Get a Boyfriend>

  1. Order a cup of coffee to take-out.
  2. Give the coffee to a male you are interested in and tell him, “If the coffee tastes good, we date; if not, bug off.”
  3. The coffee at our café is good. It is guaranteed that you will end up dating.
  4. If, by chance, you get dumped, then come back. We will give you a cup of hot coffee that you can pour on his face.

(via vxsser)

coolthinghere:

swanqueenidiot:

Okay so the Colbert Report posted a link to the Ellen Page interview, right

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And I was already happy it was a fan favorite. But THE COMMENTS

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I MEAN

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IT’S JUST TOO GREAT

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ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM AND MAPLE LEAF

pray the canadian away

(via juliankatzen)